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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator


    This movie knows exactly what it is.

  • The Predator

    The Predator


    Jesus, how did this happen. There’s at least three different movies going on here and none of them mesh. Suicide Squad was more coherent. Just a damn shame.

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  • Aliens



    Aliens is a movie in which our heroine duct tapes a machine gun to a flamethrower to make a Double Gun.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    The movie tries to do what the last ten years of Marvel films should’ve been doing, give us a reason to care about Thanos and make him more than a Poochie-esque bad guy, and it flubs it.