Midsommar ½

2019 movie viewings, #127. An unauthorized remake of The Wicker Man, except with all the boring bits of that movie stretched out so long here that it will break the spirit of even the most dour-faced film-school nerd in existence. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (That's the sound of me groaning for three hours and nine minutes.)