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  • London



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’ve never met anyone who’s seen London before, but I can’t be the only one.

    Here’s the pitch: Syd (a pre-Captain America Chris Evans, who’s probably wearing a wig) is so broken up over his ex-girlfriend, London (Jessica Biel), that he’s overdoing it with pills, bong rips, and Wild Turkey. He decides to trash his apartment after finding out London is leaving New York for California, and later invites his dealer, Bateman (a pre-Crank Jason Statham, who’s definitely wearing a wig),…

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  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sometimes it's necessary to see a film that you disliked twice in order to be sure that it's as bad as you remember.

    Terminator: Dark Fate is as bad.

    For a franchise determined to rewrite its recent history, Terminator is still hindered by an unhealthy obsession with its past. Don’t let the [SPOILER ALERT] death of John Connor fool you, Terminator: Dark Fate wants to relive the glory days, despite the obvious signs of rust on a sequel trying to…

  • Trauma Center

    Trauma Center

    Here’s a fun game to play if you ever stumble across one of those straight-to-VOD Bruce Willis movies streaming free somewhere. 

    Get with friends and try to figure out just how much Bruce Willis is actually in the movie. 

    The poster says Bruce Willis but we all know that a straight-to-VOD Bruce Willis movie contains very little Bruce Willis. 

    So, let’s say you and your friends are watching the Bruce Willis movie Trauma Center

    Individually or in teams, you all…