Jason has written 22 reviews for films rated .

  • I Used to Go Here

    I Used to Go Here

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I used to be awake before I started this.

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    LOL the final twist is so fucking stupid 
    I mean I have seen worse 

    But 


    Lmfao.

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    Meh.

  • Someone Great

    Someone Great

    Something not great.

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    This didn’t work at all. Ambitious, but a failure.

  • A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

    A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

    This is utterly awful. 
    I’ll watch it again. 

    👑🧤🧣🧣🧣🕶

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    This was not nearly as stupid and fun as it should be.

  • Adventures in Public School

    Adventures in Public School

    I don’t know why we keep watching these.

  • Stepmonster

    Stepmonster

    My sister and I saw this when I was babysitting her some 25 years ago. It ruined her. She was so scared. Couldn’t sleep. Terrified for years. 

    We rewatched it together tonight. 

    It’s fucking hilarious. Oh my god.

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    Hahahahhaahahahahaa. 

    So dumb.

  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time

    I don’t think this movie was for me, cause I really didn’t like it.

  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    I knew this would be stupid.