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  • A Christmas Horror Story

    A Christmas Horror Story


    This should have been structured like an anthology. Also, there’s bizarre right wing-esque politics thrown in.

  • Nightbreed



    Cool effects but this was basically a “FERNGULLY/AVATAR/DANCES WITH WOLVES but monsters”ovie.

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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    Easily one of the most boring SW joints. It misunderstands the character of Han and it’s a movie that apes some of the heist movie tropes but it fails so bad it makes ANT-MAN look like HEAT. Alden is great in it, though!

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    More of the same but more mature-ish? Seeing Brolin as Cable is weird after THICC Thanos.