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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    dear diary,

    i cant form any sort of cohesion in my thoughts on this so i can only pull thoughts from the oil-swirl myriad of them floating above my head.

    the church is a business. a clandestine institution built on the perception of openness. business gravitates towards business and we all love the way our hands rub. how did paul schrader make a climate change film about a priest's chipped faith and ailing body work? no idea.
    the church as…

  • The Oily Maniac

    The Oily Maniac

    ★★★½

    the oily maniac exists in some weird time loop in my head.

    he's an off-brand kwik-save toy version of Armus from Star Trek: TNG, thrown into a time rip back into the past, to exist so that the T-1000 could be inspired and created.

    part anti-hero mmmmmmonster mmmmmovie, part supernatural rashomon movie, part um gangster...movie?

    its definitely weird and having the sound even past "comfortable" on your TV will blow your ears out when the Oily Maniac screams EEEEGAAAHHHHHHH every 3 seconds like hes stood on a lego car, but i dug it alot

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ★★★★★

    THIS FILM SAYS "IT CANT RAIN ALL THE TIME" EVEN THOUGH IT ACTUALLY RAINS ALL THE TIME IN IT.

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • Unsane

    Unsane

    ★★★★½

    while you were [[watching Hereditary]], i was studying [[Unsane]]

    its fucking hilarious to me that Soderbergh just fucked around with an iphone and made the best horror film of the year.

    it knows who it is, its bursting with a nervous horrible energy and terrified me beyond belief. A24.....goodbye