~findlay

satisfaction and pain
melting fruits of disdain

Favorite films

  • Over the Edge
  • Running Scared
  • Speaking Parts
  • Crash

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  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • Mosaic

    ★★★★★

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

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  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★½

    maybe more front-facingly philosophical than ive seen from him in ages.

    reinventing pain as a discovery rather than an inherited reflex.
    everyone unsettled by their existence as an art project. an unease within the body as it fights to become unnatural thanks to something we cant stop.
    not a soul has a soul.

    ugly, industrial, almost-cenobyte textures like a mid-90s PC game or something. i liked it!

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Joyless Dogshit.

    the stony rictus grin of "gap-filling" while serving you page after page of INTENSE dialogue and HARD action because obviously now Star Wars is serious business, so is your fandom. No more goofy weird inexplicable shit, everythings fucking grey and black and neutral tones. youre life of sticking up for SW through thick and thin is being rewarded with TONE and ROBUST SUSPENSE that feels vacuously neutered through a byzantine maze of metrics, opinion polls, comic-con feedback sheets…

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ★★★★★

    THIS FILM SAYS "IT CANT RAIN ALL THE TIME" EVEN THOUGH IT ACTUALLY RAINS ALL THE TIME IN IT.

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • Totally Fucked Up

    Totally Fucked Up

    ★★★★½

    hot pink late night phone calls on transparent phones. supermarket murals. queer dysfunction and TV hum-soaked confusion.
    disillusioned gay teens wandering through a gen-x desolation posturing and fucking and over confidently stating The Facts. Ghosts of society left to die and be dead. being a teenager is hard enough, but being a queer teenage nihilist, left to wander art installations and industrial concerts and car parks and gas stations and shit jobs looking for love in Bush's Conservative America? fuck…