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Offbeat Salt-Lick Tongue Compression Gauge 2022

4 films

A continuation of the Offbeat lists made for 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021.

Another list of films to…

  • The Big Chill
  • The Last Picture Show
  • The Accidental Tourist
  • Chilly Scenes of Winter
  • Starting Over

~tears fill then they drain

22 films

wow it hurts!

  • The Late Show
  • The Big Chill
  • The Goodbye Girl
  • The Fabulous Baron Munchausen
  • Money Movers

Offbeat Opal Dungeon Birdcage 2021

37 films

A continuation of the Offbeat lists made for 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020.

who knows what will be trapped…

  • The Hunt for Red October
  • Patriot Games
  • Clear and Present Danger
  • The Sum of All Fears
  • Crimson Tide

Tenerife Beach Dad Novel: The Movie

29 films

Green text computers, cayman island bank accounts, kisses on an airfield, dual carriageway chases, cross-block sniper shots, insidious housecalls, meetings…

  • Baby Blood
  • Possession
  • The Fan
  • Symptoms
  • Let's Scare Jessica to Death

wet with blood///wet with rain::::

8 films

films with THAT singular energy you cant explain, like trying to tell someone what the colour green is. completely alien…

  • Escape from New York
  • The Shadow
  • Scrooged
  • Constantine
  • Total Recall


16 films

a never ending street trip through films where a cabbie is a sidekick/helping hand/voice of reason/spiritual conduit/reluctant compadre/slippery betrayer.


  • Adventureland
  • The Bad News Bears
  • Big Wednesday
  • Body Double
  • Boom!

bodies glisten, smells faintly of coconuts :: Summertime ~

39 films

when the pavements too hot for your pet dog. fresh air smells deceptively of linen on clotheslines if you could…

  • Cornbread, Earl and Me
  • Eight Men Out
  • Baby It's You
  • Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil
  • Don't Look Now

Inner [[[Frame]]] - film posters with a separate photo as its main design

36 films

Something about these doesnt feel lazy to me, but depict a disconnected bit of sentimentality between the viewer and the…

  • Hackers
  • The Wedding Singer
  • Grosse Pointe Blank
  • Trainspotting
  • Romeo + Juliet

/////songs ~INSPIRED~ buy

9 films

A list of 90s films which had not only ONE but TWO or even THREE separate soundtraxx released containing songs…

  • Winter Kills
  • Secret Ceremony
  • The Last of Sheila
  • River of Grass
  • Dead Bang

Offbeat Dental Fluoride Spit-wash Mine 2020 a.d.

32 films

New offbeat list for the Nukulur Radial Tree Ring Count assuming this is the year 2020.

A continuation of the…

  • Predator
  • Predator 2
  • Goosebumps
  • Re-Animator
  • Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

Films with Neon Green Fluid in em

96 films

Neon Green gloop dripping over wounds, in jars, on walls, in syringes, through veins, into the tv, out of the…

  • RoboCop
  • RoboCop 2
  • RoboCop 3
  • The Running Man
  • Freaked

Eyedrops for the 3rd Eye with Intel Inside© sponsored by Pepsi®

32 films

Films with dystopian spoof advertisements aping the real thing, selling products familiar with this realm repurposed for its own, gameshows…