Letterboxd — Your life in film

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

the beach that turns you into mia wasikowska

when the historians look back and wonder how my taste in film spiralled so rapidly let it be known this was the fire starter

carrie bradshaw: *throws her phone into the water*

lorde, penning solar power: write that down write that down

candyman’s catchphrase really should have been “i am beesed to meet you”

thinking maybe if i stole one of gordon ramsays animals it might force him to break into my house and cook me a really nice meal

camila cabello: *starts singing another million to one reprise*

me: youve sang us this song many times

camila: and you will hear it AGAIN

writer: so the villains motivation is being desperately in the mood for love

casting director: boy do i have an actor for you

[holding hands with yahya abdul-mateen ii]

me: babe your hands are so cold

yahya: thats me hook

what zero affection does to a mf

temporarily shutting down one of the largest testing centres in the peak of the pandemic to film a scene that could have been literally anywhere, dare i say worth it???

look at how he ate that!