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jay has written 329 reviews for films during 2018.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    me to amy dunne: this isnt you! youre not a murderer!

    amy dunne: ive killed people

    me: i know, but im saying deep down

  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    charlie brooker really gave himself the ultimate safety net because if a critic says “actually i didnt feel we had much control-“ he can play a reverse uno card and be like j̸̖̾u̷͚͐s̷͚̆t̸͖͂ ̶̧͛l̴͇͌i̶̟̕k̵̽͜e̷̛͕ ̴̬̔s̵̹̈o̵̜͝c̴̦͝i̷͕̕e̵͙͑t̷̻̅ý̷͓

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box


    blind people thriving in this apocalypse environment be like: How The Turntables

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark


    indiana jones is the headline of the man who was stabbed in the chest and didnt call the hospital because he didnt want to bother anyone

  • Us


    me: 🎶i dont want a lot for christmas~🎶

    jordan peele: ok ill just take back that trailer i just dropped ungrateful BITCH

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    me finding something with possible sentimental value: I’ll never part with it. It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always. I’ll die with this above my bed.

    me 2 minutes later when my emotions have calmed down: Actually, we should sell it. Sooner rather than later.

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas


    2013 emo me at every single chance: hey mum did you know the girl who played cindy lou in the grinch is now in a rock band called the pretty reckless isnt that such an edgy fact

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    this is the 2nd year running a director that has produced 2 consecutive pictures with colin farrell, separates from farrell for a farrelless production that receives the most award show traction the director has ever gained so what im getting to is can someone please check if colin farrell is eating well

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    2012 john mulaney: oceans 11 wouldnt work with women!


  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl


    I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    his palms are sweaty
    knees weak arms are heavy
    theres vomit on his sweater already
    barry keoghan eating spaghetti

  • Hereditary



    my family: *faces a minor inconvenience*

    my paranoid ass, bursting into my grandparents house: WHO FUCKED WITH A SATANIC CULT? IT WAS FUCKING ONE OF YAS