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jay has written 42 reviews for films rated .

  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery

    i dont know about about a murder but luke evan's agent is clearly trying to kill his career

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock

    the free pizza speech from keanu is enough to make you forget this is Ana De Armas' breakout feature film

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    pushing forward the conspiracy of ed skrein not leaving the project in 2017 over the whitewashing scandal, man has foreseeing powers and knows when to jump ship

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    theres a reason matthew mcconaughey and anne hathaway work in interstellar but dont here in serenity and its because you have to put them in space as theyre too powerful a duo for earth

  • Polar

    Polar

    "When a retiring assassin realizes that he is the target of a hit, he winds up back in the game going head to head with a gang of younger, ruthless killers."

    ✅ I've watched this film before

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    yall dont understand how HARD it is finding the wikipedia page for this film considering there have been 3 films with the same title in the last 2 years like cant yall making saw rip-offs use a LITTLE originality

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    if you didnt think the writing could be that bad the demon really pulled the primary school shit “i DARE you to tell a TRUTH” after i asked for dare and laughed while i confess to farting in assembly


    also in an earlier scene violett beane gets a dare to smash lucy hales hand up with a hammer and lucy hale without missing a beat gives up her hand but when lucy hale gets the dare to fuck violett beanes boyfriend that shes been cheating on anyway she storms out ????? moral of the story dont sacrifice your hand to FAKES

  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    honestly? up there with double armie hammer in the social network

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    rami malek is only in this for 10 seconds because he didnt think the director would be taking a video

  • Life Itself

    Life Itself

    surprised to see oscar isaac hit his expiry date so early

  • Tooth Fairy
  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    colin treverrow didnt leave star wars episode ix over creative differences kathleen kennedy just saw the book of henry and started steaming from her ears