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jay has written 58 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Waves

    Waves

    ★★½

    im already trying not to think of the meme potential to watching a teenager trash his room and punch a wall after getting a bad text what makes you think playing tyler the creator over it will help

  • The Death & Life of John F. Donovan

    The Death & Life of John F. Donovan

    ★★½

    how am i meant to take death and life of john f donovan seriously when its scored by my 2016 spotify playlist

  • The Purge: Anarchy

    The Purge: Anarchy

    ★★½

    a rare fraction in time before lakeith stanfield had bone structure

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★½

    i dont think the world is ready to see aubrey plaza play a mom

  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday

    ★★½

    me 🤝 mr bean

    british tourists that attend cannes and end up in events by mistake

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★½

    the war on attractive people starts now

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★½

    imagine being luke wilson and you audition for the role of the love interest and the casting directors say "you're so boring and dry. you'll be perfect"

  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

    ★★½

    will ferrell is the kid john c reillys parents told the teacher cant sit next to their son because hes a bad influence

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★½

    on screen talent £5,000
    production costs £1200
    black tar for ryan goslings hair £5,000,000
    lighting £100
    score £40

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget my film please

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★½

    maharshala only got best supporting because he didnt burst out laughing at viggos badabing badaboom skibidibap accent im sorry it is the funniest thing how did he keep a straight face im bawling

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★½

    mrs obama ive done it, ive stopped racism

    thank you tony lip, now i am free to roam this earth

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★½

    james cameron: we cant call a christoph waltz daisuke, whats another sci-fi name but doesnt sound like its from japanese literature

    janitor interrupting the meeting with his dyson vacuum: where do you want me to clean sir?

    james camerson: PERFECT