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jay has written 58 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Waves



    im already trying not to think of the meme potential to watching a teenager trash his room and punch a wall after getting a bad text what makes you think playing tyler the creator over it will help

  • The Death & Life of John F. Donovan

    The Death & Life of John F. Donovan


    how am i meant to take death and life of john f donovan seriously when its scored by my 2016 spotify playlist

  • The Purge: Anarchy

    The Purge: Anarchy


    a rare fraction in time before lakeith stanfield had bone structure

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    i dont think the world is ready to see aubrey plaza play a mom

  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday


    me 🤝 mr bean

    british tourists that attend cannes and end up in events by mistake

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile


    the war on attractive people starts now

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    imagine being luke wilson and you audition for the role of the love interest and the casting directors say "you're so boring and dry. you'll be perfect"

  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers


    will ferrell is the kid john c reillys parents told the teacher cant sit next to their son because hes a bad influence

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short


    on screen talent £5,000
    production costs £1200
    black tar for ryan goslings hair £5,000,000
    lighting £100
    score £40

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget my film please

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    maharshala only got best supporting because he didnt burst out laughing at viggos badabing badaboom skibidibap accent im sorry it is the funniest thing how did he keep a straight face im bawling

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    mrs obama ive done it, ive stopped racism

    thank you tony lip, now i am free to roam this earth

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    james cameron: we cant call a christoph waltz daisuke, whats another sci-fi name but doesnt sound like its from japanese literature

    janitor interrupting the meeting with his dyson vacuum: where do you want me to clean sir?

    james camerson: PERFECT