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jay has written 91 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Chef



    sets the unrealistic expectation twitter beef could propel my career into motion, im 4 years in and so far its a no show

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education


    this one goes out for every gay student who wanted to fuck their english teacher

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    putting a light pause on logging everything i caught at bfi london film festival to shamelessly self promote my most recent alternate poster for la la land, which in less than a day has became my best selling and most popular on twitter! thank you to everyone who has shown an interest thus far and if youre yet to see it you can find the links below:

    view the poster here:

    purchase a print here (all prints on sale):

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    youll be glad to know this coming of age movie features many pool sequences

  • Us



    when i see my tethered i FLOOR IT

  • Hustlers



    one day, lorene scafaria was walking outside and saw a boy crying. she said to him "one day you'll make a critically acclaimed true story about business partners screwing each other over told entirely in one long flashback".

    that boy grew up to be david fincher.

  • The World's End

    The World's End


    what does edgar wright have against weatherspoons that he made a movie that compares them to an alien network

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.


    bro stop saying “soul mate” youre scaring the hoes

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    the cheek of mysterio to say “we can destroy london, they’ll rebuild” like british highway maintenance dont take 4 months to fix a pothole

  • Anima




  • Booksmart



    olivia didnt have to wilde out this hard

  • Good Time

    Good Time


    im literally out of breath from watching this