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jay has written 67 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★½

    sets the unrealistic expectation my friends will surprise me one day with not only a beautiful painting of myself, but also they are being paid to spend time with me

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★½

    the second time in his career adam driver has screamed at his co-star “do not compare me to my father”

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★½

    starting to think it should be socially acceptable to bully nerds again

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    parasite is my minimalist architecture porn mmm yes unplastered grey stone walls mahogany floor and impractical enormous glass panels fuck my shit up

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★½

    i imagine these are the lengths xavier dolan is going to not let john f. donovan get released

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    when i say this film is ahead of its time i mean it was 1 year before linkin park

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★½

    the airburhsed poster. girl look how orange you look

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★½

    armie hammer and armie hammer: this is absolutely not funny. delete this or my lawyer will be in contact

    jesse zuckerberg: lets do it baby i know the law

  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★★½

    did anyone try the chicken and sweetcorn soup? i thought the chicken and sweetcorn soup was lovely

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    i didnt see it again (though i wish i did) but some kind soul replaced the current screencap with my fan-made poster !!

    (now out of date, it was fun while it lasted!!)

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    the perfect film for pirating on instagram

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★½

    rosemary

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