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  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    ★★

    Missed 27 minutes thanks to a slow poutine line, so I have to dock the film a full star for a plot that didn't make sense to me. Also, director F. Mary Kill relies on the GoPros a little too much.

    Zombie cars were the best part. All of the times the word "family" was shoehorned into the script was the worst.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★½

    With a second watch at home on blu ray, I can confirm that Grand Moff Tarkin looks like CAT SHIT.

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  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    I wouldn't say I 'watched' Les Misérables. I kind of just sat in front of it and waited. And waited. And waited.

  • Creed

    Creed

    ★★★★★

    Don't let the lack of a 6/5 fool you...I FUCKING LOVED Creed.

    "That bell doesn't mean you're dismissed. That bell means hell."

    I went into it expecting to be moved, but it's been some time since a film has wetted my cheek so thoroughly.

    "What's wrong with your eyes?" -- Terminator 2 quote about crying

    (A stupid question coming from a machine with "detailed files on human anatomy.")

    This awards season, I hope Oscar voters will be stroking Stallone's shaft…