Zhang Yimou's GARBAGE HEAP movie The Great Wall looks like a Sony Bravia commercial from 2005.
Don't let the lack of a 6/5 fool you...I FUCKING LOVED Creed.
"That bell doesn't mean you're dismissed. That bell means hell."
I went into it expecting to be moved, but it's been some time since a film has wetted my cheek so thoroughly.
"What's wrong with your eyes?" -- Terminator 2 quote about crying
(A stupid question coming from a machine with "detailed files on human anatomy.")
This awards season, I hope Oscar voters will be stroking Stallone's shaft…