Jayden

I exist solely to inhale Ewan Mcgregor’s hotness. Gay, likes Lana Del Rey, Politically incorrect, needy, and gives too much 5 stars

Favorite films

  • Black Narcissus
  • Basic Instinct
  • Showgirls
  • Buffalo '66

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  • He's All That

    ★★★½

  • Respect

    ★★½

  • The Lady Eve

    ★★★½

  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★★

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ★★★½

    This is a cute and fun movie, that I strangely sat down and watched with my mother after much deliberation. I really did get the sense that it was trying hard to not take inspiration from mean girls but it was obvious. If anything this movie made me realize Lindsay Lohan truly had a spark of great acting in Mean Girls. But anyway Addison Rae isn’t a good actor, but I had fun watching it. Although “The color of her eyes is yellow” by soccer mom would’ve been a great opening song but that’s just my opinion.

  • Respect

    Respect

    ★★½

    Oh lord. I love Aretha. I love Jennifer Hudson. This movie had a lot going for it. But what the fuck. 

    Amazing Grace is not quite like other biopics. For starters, the direction and lighting was pretty good, like professional good. So it was a disappointment to see what was behind all that pretty direction. Jennifer Hudson spent the whole movie switching into a fake transatlantic accent and donning corny expressions to highlight Aretha’s innocence. The story was so rushed.…

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  • Joker

    Joker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow that was SOMETHING. Not at all what I was expecting... I will have to stew on this for a while. From someone who’s spent a week completely immersed in the campy 90’s Batman movies this is such a shock. Joaquin Phoenix did a really good job and his performance was completely separate from the previous joker’s in a good way. This movie is such a slow burn but paid off in the end. The score was amazing and the…

  • Metropolis

    Metropolis

    ★★★★★

    Never have I seen such a beautiful and wonderful film like this. It amazes me how they did so much so early in cinema. The set was so amazing and Freder and his outfit were so cute. I loved every minute of this big robot messianic movie!