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  • Kipchoge:The Last Milestone

  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    ★★★★½

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★★½

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ½

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  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    Grosse Pointe Blank

    ★★★★½

    I can’t even put into words why I like this movie, but I think it’s because it’s so good for absolutely no reason. Like why does it go so hard for a rom-com with an objectively bad premise? Who knows

  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★★½

    Western Wednesday #21

    Why does the best sound design I’ve ever heard come from a 1968 spaghetti Western? Do better filmmakers of 1969-2022.

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  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★★★

    Jake Gyllenhaal talking on the phone? Make that Jake Gyllencall

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  • Friends with Benefits

    Friends with Benefits

    ★★★

    Emma Stone has less than 10 lines in this movie and 5 of them are:

    Here’s an idea, next time instead of being late just shit on my face because it’s kind of the same idea as missing ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’

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    Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass…