Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood ★★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

POV: you live in a gated community but the neighbour you’ve never met is standing in his driveway in a velour robe as the cops leave his house after midnight, so you naturally ask him to spill the tea.

You: so what happened man?
Neighbour: oh, these hippie fucking WEIRDOS broke into my fucking house…buddy’s dog got two of them, and then, well shit, I torched the last one. Burnt her ass to a crisp actually. Got a flamethrower in my toolshed. The name’s Rick fucking Dalton. *sips Margarita straight out of the blender*
You: …
Neighbour: nice to fucking meet ya
You: yeah, nice to meet you, that’s crazy, is everyone okay?!?!
Neighbour: well the fuckin hippies aren’t, that’s for goddamn sure

OUATIH everyone, best👏comedy👏2019👏

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