Hahaha look at the ratings distribution for this piece of shit
Why did the digitally rendered fetus get so much screentime?!?!
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2022 Ranked
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The Bad Guys 2022
It’s very clear to me that The Bad Guys is one of the first (along with Mitchells vs the Machines and many more sure to come) to directly draw inspiration from 2018’s world-changing Into the Spider-verse. After acquiring the rights to The Bad Guys series of graphic novels earlier in that year, it’s a fitting project to apply the comic book style to. While the style may become tired over the coming decades of Western animation that it will surely…
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Bone Tomahawk 2015
Western Wednesday #34
As my last Western for a month, I thought I would watch a rare Western-Horror as a precursor to October. While it only felt like a horror for the last 30 minutes, it delivered on one horror aspect: the gore. That death was the most gruesome thing I’ve ever seen.
Five for the technicals. One for the story, etc. Average it out.
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The Tourist 2010
I like to think this whole movie was improvised and every scene was just Johnny Depp being nervous and in awe of meeting Angelina Jolie for the first time (who wouldn’t be), and then once he got used to it they filmed the final scene and ended the movie.
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3:10 to Yuma 2007
Western Wednesday #33
The Batman voice came out around 55 minutes and I started cackling like the Joker.
This is the first traditional Western I’ve watched in about a month for this challenge. One of the first good cowboy/bad cowboy non-revisionists in decades. I thought it was above average technically all around, with three standout performances, but otherwise a bit boring. Nothing much else to report.
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The Nanny Diaries 2007
Which ScarJo character would you want to be your babysitter though? I feel like Rebecca (Ghost World) would be a fricking hilarious babysitter
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Girl, Interrupted 1999
I got bitches off the xans
Bruh
If Angelina Jolie EVER manspread while smoking in my presence I would immediately pass away, it actually wasn’t cool for James Mangold to casually slip that (the hottest thing I’ve ever seen) into a scene where I’m supposed to be feeling terrible for Daisy
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
Is Rise of Gru a Minions movie or a Despicable Me prequel? I don’t think it ever figured that out. It doesn’t really have the heart or quotability of a Despicable Me movie, but it also doesn’t have the silliness and slapstick-focus of a Minions movie. All around it just feels like a half-rate effort with forgettable villains and cheap laughs. I suppose that’s what Illumination is good at, but I can usually get into a Despicable Me movie so I found it a bit disappointing. At least we have the memes
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Dances with Wolves 1990
Western Wednesday #32
Kevin Costner even fucks in monotone. And by that I mean, in the nicest way possible, he should take his talents behind the camera more often.
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