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One way to do a review,
Is not with more words but few.
So the form picked,
Are film limericks,
Five lines not easy to do.

Favorite films

  • Toy Story
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Arrival
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • The End of Sex

    ★★★

  • The Gambler

    ★★★½

  • Family Squares

    ★★★

  • Thanksgiving

    ★★★

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  • The End of Sex

    The End of Sex

    ★★★

    Parents can feel more like friends,
    So some things might come to an end.
    When kids are away,
    A couple will stay,
    And look up the latest trends.

  • The Gambler

    The Gambler

    ★★★½

    Professor James Caan will ramble,
    About how much he can gamble.
    The power of will,
    Gives him a thrill,
    When his life turns into shambles.

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  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★★★★

    -----Act I-----

    Spend some time in "Asteroid City",
    Where all the people talk witty.
    Goldblum comes down,
    Waves at the town,
    And all the shots are real pretty.

    -----Act II-----

    Edward Norton writes on the page,
    Wanting to see it on stage.
    Only Dafoe,
    Will really know,
    How actors can fully engage.

    -----Act III-----

    Schwartzman is left feeling shaken,
    Thinking he must be mistaken.
    Puts his hand on a grill,
    Cause Steve Carell still,
    Likes to wake up smelling bacon.

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★★

    Nic Cage will show up in a dream,
    But not with much self-esteem.
    And maybe he might,
    Be holding a Sprite,
    On his way to becoming a meme.