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  • Pooh's Heffalump Movie

    Pooh's Heffalump Movie


    "The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it."

    Pooh's Heffalump Movie is nice and short and I guess it does have a pretty good message for the kids. I didn't care much for it though, as I just didn't find it charming or entertaining enough. I like these characters, but they don't seem to get very good movies most of the time. 5.5/10

  • Piglet's Big Movie

    Piglet's Big Movie


    "You got your bounce back."

    Piglet's Big Movie features the beloved characters, but the movie itself is just okay. Some parts are more entertaining than others and on the whole it just never really comes together. The short running time makes it pretty easy to watch though and of course the characters help. 6/10

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."- Nick Dunne

    This is a hard film to talk about without spoiling, but I'll give it a try. David Fincher is one of my all time favorite directors, so as soon as this film was announced I was looking forward to it. Then the first trailer was released and I was even more excited. Then the reviews started coming out and everyone was loving and I was dying to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this film.
    ^(Yes it actually says that at the end of the credits and I was the only one who noticed in my family)

    "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."- Peter Quill (aka: Star Lord)

    I fucking hate people. This was one of the worst audiences I have ever had the opportunity to watch a film with. A bunch of stupid little kids had…