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  • Ouija: Origin of Evil

    Ouija: Origin of Evil


    Film #81 of JC13's I Do Believe I Just Shit Myself September/October Horror Marathon: Part V

    "She's experiencing something amazing!"

    In the same vein as Annabelle: Creation, this is a prequel that is a much better movie than the first film. The story here is just a lot more interesting. Overall, Ouija: Origin of Evil is still just okay, but I was at least somewhat invested in what was happening. The cast is pretty good and the film has some…

  • Ouija



    Film #80 of JC13's I Do Believe I Just Shit Myself September/October Horror Marathon: Part V

    "It's been a really shitty day and I just want it to be over."

    I'd heard this one was pretty bad, but for the first 20-25 minutes, I actually thought it was okay. After that is just became less and less interesting as it went along. That was probably my biggest problem with the film: I just didn't care. I wouldn't call it boring,…

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."- Nick Dunne

    This is a hard film to talk about without spoiling, but I'll give it a try. David Fincher is one of my all time favorite directors, so as soon as this film was announced I was looking forward to it. Then the first trailer was released and I was even more excited. Then the reviews started coming out and everyone was loving and I was dying to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this film.
    ^(Yes it actually says that at the end of the credits and I was the only one who noticed in my family)

    "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."- Peter Quill (aka: Star Lord)

    I fucking hate people. This was one of the worst audiences I have ever had the opportunity to watch a film with. A bunch of stupid little kids had…