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  • The Longest Yard

    The Longest Yard


    "I think I broke his fucking neck."

    The Longest Yard is about a former pro quarterback who is asked to form a football team of inmates to take on the guards. Burt Reynolds leads the way with a good performance and the supporting cast is pretty good too and their are some fun characters. The film is pretty entertaining throughout and has some good laughs along the way. The actual football game takes up about a third of the movie and it was pretty well done. I enjoyed this one. 7/10

  • Ratatouille



    A fun and creative effort from Pixar, that features some terrific animation. It has memorable characters, a strong voice cast, and a really cool story. 8/10

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."- Nick Dunne

    This is a hard film to talk about without spoiling, but I'll give it a try. David Fincher is one of my all time favorite directors, so as soon as this film was announced I was looking forward to it. Then the first trailer was released and I was even more excited. Then the reviews started coming out and everyone was loving and I was dying to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this film.
    ^(Yes it actually says that at the end of the credits and I was the only one who noticed in my family)

    "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."- Peter Quill (aka: Star Lord)

    I fucking hate people. This was one of the worst audiences I have ever had the opportunity to watch a film with. A bunch of stupid little kids had…