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  • Mortal Engines

    Mortal Engines


    In spite of stupid Rotten Tomatoes and it’s current 28%, and in spite of all the people who said it was ‘meh’, I can only tell you this is by far one of the best movies of 2018.

    Yeah, I said that. One of the best movies of 2018.

    The story was creative, the opening sequence was the best of 2018 altogether, the story was never boring, the acting was never bad, and I honestly was FULLY engrossed the WHOLE…

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    ***Full Review on Chelsea Loves Movies***

    What makes Love, Simon so groundbreaking isn’t masterpiece film making or Oscar-worthy acting, rather it’s the fact that it’s a teen rom-com about a gay boy. It’s Cinderella Story meets Never Been Kissed meets 10 Things I Hate About You meets a dozen other famous rom-coms that all differ from this one solely in the fact that those movies are about a girl and a boy and this is about a boy and a…

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  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman


    ***Full Review Available at Chelsea Loves Movies***

    Wonder Woman is one of the best superhero movies I’ve ever seen. Full stop. I didn’t care much about seeing this movie because I don’t tend to watch DC films (I haven’t watched a DC movie since Batman Begins and I hate that movie, which is WHY I haven’t seen one since really), but it looked pretty good in the little clips shown on late-night talk shows, so I thought, ‘okay, this sounds…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    ***Full review available on Chelsea Loves Movies***

    For all my criticisms about the weird bad moments throughout the film, it’s still worth watching. It isn’t as good as the first Guardians of the Galaxy, but it’s still good. It was a fun movie to go have fun to. It won’t be in the top 5 of anybody’s MCU ranking lists, I would say, but it’s still a solid movie to go laugh at.

    I’ve actually never been in a cinema…