Well, we've come full circle. We've had Groundhog Day but Sci-Fi, Groundhog Day but Horror, Groundhog Day but Sci-Fi Comedy, and now we've landed on Groundhog Day but Romantic Comedy, which one might argue is just Groundhog Day. But this one doesn't have Bill Murray, so one would be wrong! It still manages to be decent, though.

This is my least favorite Jarmusch film by a mile, but it's still not without its moments. Can we be done with the zom-com genre now, though?

What if this was my entire review? What if this here was my entire review? This is all I have. Just an entire paragraph of this. I feel like I'm starting to lose some of you. Am I losing you? What if all I had was this right here?

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.