• House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★

    never trust an Italian in-law

  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★★½

    This rules?

    Maybe I was just tired and delirious but this had me audibly laughing on an early morning cross country flight, and Salma Hayek's unhinged cursing along deserves 2 stars.

    Give me Part III to complete the trilogy, The Hitman's Wife's Son's Bodyguard.

  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★

    it isn't but this feels like a Thanksgiving movie

  • We Summon the Darkness

    We Summon the Darkness

    ★★★

    This is all fairly silly and far stupider than it's trying to be, but Daddario's an absolute blast and the not-twist-cause-it's-in-the-trailers twist is fun.

  • Night Teeth

    Night Teeth

    ★½

    the 1.5x speed option was made for this crap

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★★

    This one's really grown on me since seeing it in theaters. Just took me a few years to embrace the absolute camp. Really a needed response to the soap operators of 3, and it's actually brutal in parts.

    Pumped for 5

  • The Gallows

    The Gallows

    ★★★

    Really fun to think back to the stretch in horror where seemingly every other week 3 weeks, all with some variation of The bad thing as a title.

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3

    ★★

    So up it's own ass and genuinely not scary that I'm surprised they didn't try to reboot it à la Leatherface/Texas Chainsaw 3.

    By far the worst of the franchise

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★

    Thankful this isn't a standard Oscar-y biopic, and thr general sense of horror in and around the manor is top notch. KStew's going to (deservedly) get a ton of little gold statuettes in the next half year.

  • Just Friends

    Just Friends

    ★★

    Mid-00s rom coms were wild..you could put Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit for the poster and sleepwalk through the rest of the movie to like minimum $70 million worldwide

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    I don't to that I'll ever fully recover from Randy's death, even if this was my ~10th time seeing 2.

    Still a step down from the original, but this is such a well done 90s slasher that it holds up on its own account, no question.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!

    Cinema.