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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ½

    So apparently the brilliant Paramount studio execs called up Akiva Goldsman and they were like, "hey man, we need a story for a new Transformers movie." And Akiva was all like, "yeah sure, I have this weird idea of secrets buried in the past in the back of my mind, I wonder if that's similar to anything I've written before (Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code)?" This man should be stripped of his Academy Award for agreeing to do this shitstorm.…

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★★

    VISCERAL (visceral) a. 1. Felt in or as if in the internal organs of the body.

    2. Dealing with crude or elemental emotions.

    Merriam-Webster Dictionary


    Should I be worried with the fact that I liked this movie so much?

    As with any movie that I rate 5 stars, absolutely nothing that you read here will do the movie justice.

    This film was stunning. When I came into the theatre I had not seen the trailer for this movie and knew…

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  • La Haine

    La Haine

    ★★★★★

    Jusqu'ici tout va bien.

    Jusqu'ici tout va bien.

  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★★

    It's on Netflix!

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★★★★

    I just started crying and I couldn't stop.

    The critics didn't appreciate the song Bohemian Rhapsody either, FUCK THEM!

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    This may or may not have been amazing in every way.

    The ending may or may not have given me chills.

    Embargo until god knows when.