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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight


    So apparently the brilliant Paramount studio execs called up Akiva Goldsman and they were like, "hey man, we need a story for a new Transformers movie." And Akiva was all like, "yeah sure, I have this weird idea of secrets buried in the past in the back of my mind, I wonder if that's similar to anything I've written before (Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code)?" This man should be stripped of his Academy Award for agreeing to do this shitstorm.…

  • Raw



    VISCERAL (visceral) a. 1. Felt in or as if in the internal organs of the body.

    2. Dealing with crude or elemental emotions.

    Merriam-Webster Dictionary

    Should I be worried with the fact that I liked this movie so much?

    As with any movie that I rate 5 stars, absolutely nothing that you read here will do the movie justice.

    This film was stunning. When I came into the theatre I had not seen the trailer for this movie and knew…

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  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted


    You'd think this one would be better because it has Ricky Gervais, but that's not enough to offset the star power of Amy Adams and Jason Segel, and a significantly more compelling plot.

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets


    Happy birthday Amy Adams!

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  • Annihilation



    This may or may not have been amazing in every way.

    The ending may or may not have given me chills.

    Embargo until god knows when.

  • The Discovery

    The Discovery


    Hereafter but good. But nobody saw that terrible movie so just ignore that.

    The Discovery rocked me to my core. What happens after we die? But more than that, what happens when the human race has the answer to that question? Charlie McDowell has made a borderline dystopian sci-fi movie that is up there with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in terms of quality and is also comparable in terms of premise.

    Some thoughts:

    The ending of the first…