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jeberman19 has written 5 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Tammy and the T-Rex

    Tammy and the T-Rex

    Just like Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn before him, Paul Walker watches his own funeral through the eyes of an animatronic dinosaur.

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    Sure, the filmmaking is incompetent, and the twist is bananas, and the sound mixing often makes important dialogue inaudible, and the sex scenes are awkward as hell, and this thing somehow had 3 production coordinators, and Hathaway has never been worse, and this has a very vague and misguided idea of what it’s supposed to be representing post-twist, but you know what? I had an absolute blast.

  • The Nutcracker in 3D

    The Nutcracker in 3D

    HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE IS INSANE.

  • Glory Alley

    Glory Alley

    A boxing drama/ war film/ musical/ romance about a man whose birth name is apparently Socks Barbarrosa. Absolutely baffling and often accidentally hilarious, I have no idea if this deserve 5 stars or 1 star. A must see for fans of bizarre cinema.

  • Reason, Debate and a Story

    Reason, Debate and a Story

    I can't in any good conscience give this a rating, since the copy I saw had the worst subtitles I've ever seen (Onscreen at one point: "Unuverses is burning"). I'll have to see this again if the US ever gets a decent DVD release, since there's some great cinematography, and I was able to glean some interesting themes concerning finding a home or place of safety in a country in turmoil. The subtitles honestly made this a wasted viewing.