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  • The NeverEnding Story III

    The NeverEnding Story III

    The Neverending Story III: Escape From Anything That Resembles The First Movie.

  • G.I. Joe: The Movie

    G.I. Joe: The Movie

    ★★★

    The main villains of this movie have a battle cry that consists of "COBRA LALALALALALALALALALA!"
    Your reaction to that will determine how much you enjoy the film.

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS FILM SINCE I VIEWED IT. THERE ARE 30 TRILLION CELLS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH CELL IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS FILM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

  • Tortoise Wins by a Hare

    Tortoise Wins by a Hare

    ★★★★★

    Bugs Bunny's behavior over the course of this short is one of the most accurate portrayals of a mental breakdown I've ever seen on film.