Stunning in every aspect but it left a lot to be desired. I loved the finale but the lead up didn't quite work for me. From what I had heard, I knew this wasn't going to be my kind of movie but I wanted to see it anyway because I knew it would be different and unique. It very much was. I'd bump this up to a 3 if the story had some urgency but I never felt it went…
This is a 2.5-star movie, but I'm adding an extra half because of the first major Predator action scene. Wow. That was immensely satisfying and amazing and it was right up there with the action of the original movie. They knew what they were doing and it felt like some real, intense Predator brutality.
Then it went from satisfying and faithful to disappointing and lame. When the bigger Predator shows up, I lost 80% of my interest. It's just more…
Those little fuckers TALK!
I didn't think that I could hate them any more than I already did but the "filmmakers" made the damn things TALK! Now they're somehow even more annoying!
Seriously? What the hell is this? I'm changing my rating for the Holiday Special from a half-star to a 1 because at least that had the real cast and it didn't subject me to these little skid-marks of the Star Wars universe that now SPEAK WORDS OUT OF THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES!!!!
There is one part that I don't know if I can accept as camp just because it might be the stupidest leap of logic ever in the history of movies. It's the part where they're trying to figure out who is responsible for the exploding shark. Robin says "But Wait! It happened at sea! SEA! C for Catwoman!" Still tons of fun though. I see the brilliance of camp now more than I did when I watched this as a kid. This is a funny movie that actually tries to do the basics of the characters justice and it's a lot of fun to watch.