It's so ridiculously good that the blatant stroking of Tom Cruise's ego didn't matter at all. It's fun seeing all the optimistic articles about this movie talking about how this could save movie theaters and bring back practical effects but it probably won't do either of those things. This movie knows exactly what it is. It knows that it's one of the last of its kind and that this is a special occasion that deserves every bit of praise.
Those little fuckers TALK!
I didn't think that I could hate them any more than I already did but the "filmmakers" made the damn things TALK! Now they're somehow even more annoying!
Seriously? What the hell is this? I'm changing my rating for the Holiday Special from a half-star to a 1 because at least that had the real cast and it didn't subject me to these little skid-marks of the Star Wars universe that now SPEAK WORDS OUT OF THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES!!!!