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  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★½

    My grandmother always says that if she "ever gets like that" that we should "take her behind the shed and shoot her." I will not be showing her this movie.

    It will be a crime if Anthony Hopkins doesn't win the Oscar.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    This film says a lot about Hollywood, the superhero genre, and Zack Snyder as a filmmaker.
    As for Hollywood, I think it's important to discuss what happens when filmmakers are allowed to let their full, uncompromised vision unfold on screen. In a perfect world, every director would get to do what Zack Snyder got to do here. Unfortunately for every director that deserves full creative control, there are directors who give studios plenty of justifiable reasons for being afraid of…

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  • Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

    Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

    They talk...

    Those little fuckers TALK!

    I didn't think that I could hate them any more than I already did but the "filmmakers" made the damn things TALK! Now they're somehow even more annoying!
    Seriously? What the hell is this? I'm changing my rating for the Holiday Special from a half-star to a 1 because at least that had the real cast and it didn't subject me to these little skid-marks of the Star Wars universe that now SPEAK WORDS OUT OF THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES!!!!

  • Tag

    Tag

    ★★★

    There should be a goddamn law that says there can't be anything from the last half hour of a movie put in any of the trailers! I am sick of this bullshit! Fuck you marketers! Stop ruining movies you dumb assholes!