Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • The Godfather
  • Die Hard
  • Jaws

Recent activity

  • Ricky Gervais: SuperNature


  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall


  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


Recent reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    It's so ridiculously good that the blatant stroking of Tom Cruise's ego didn't matter at all. It's fun seeing all the optimistic articles about this movie talking about how this could save movie theaters and bring back practical effects but it probably won't do either of those things. This movie knows exactly what it is. It knows that it's one of the last of its kind and that this is a special occasion that deserves every bit of praise.

  • After We Fell

    After We Fell


    Kill me.

Popular reviews

  • Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

    Ewoks: The Battle for Endor


    They talk...

    Those little fuckers TALK!

    I didn't think that I could hate them any more than I already did but the "filmmakers" made the damn things TALK! Now they're somehow even more annoying!
    Seriously? What the hell is this? I'm changing my rating for the Holiday Special from a half-star to a 1 because at least that had the real cast and it didn't subject me to these little skid-marks of the Star Wars universe that now SPEAK WORDS OUT OF THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES!!!!

  • Tag



    There should be a goddamn law that says there can't be anything from the last half hour of a movie put in any of the trailers! I am sick of this bullshit! Fuck you marketers! Stop ruining movies you dumb assholes!