Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Thank god Ken didn't discover Reddit.

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Jul 2023

  At about 45 minutes in I had the thought that I'm going to like Barbie more.

Popular reviews

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  Ewoks: The Battle for Endor 1985

  ½ Watched 22 May 2018

  They talk...

  Those little fuckers TALK!

  I didn't think that I could hate them any more than I already did but the "filmmakers" made the damn things TALK! Now they're somehow even more annoying!
  Seriously? What the hell is this? I'm changing my rating for the Holiday Special from a half-star to a 1 because at least that had the real cast and it didn't subject me to these little skid-marks of the Star Wars universe that now SPEAK WORDS OUT OF THEIR STUPID LITTLE FACES!!!!

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  Tag 2018

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2018 2

  There should be a goddamn law that says there can't be anything from the last half hour of a movie put in any of the trailers! I am sick of this bullshit! Fuck you marketers! Stop ruining movies you dumb assholes!

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