It's really weird watching this movie, and having to remember that we're not supposed to pretend that Lana Condor (24) and Cole Sprouse (29) are teenagers.

Sitting in a cramped cinema seat for 3 1/2 hours messed up my knees for the next 3 days.

Still worth it.

I can't tell you how fat this movie makes me feel.

My Noah Centineo timeline:

1. To All The Boys I've Loved Before: wow, this guy is great! I can't wait to see him in a bunch of even better romcoms.

2. The Perfect Date: ok, I guess they can't all be as good as that first one was, still alright though.

3. Swiped: I'd love it if he never set foot on a sound stage again.