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  • Me & You, Us, Forever
  • Only One Way
  • The Borrowed Christmas
  • Prodigal

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★½

  • CreepTales

    ★★½

  • Super Dark Times

    ★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★½

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  • Stand Strong

    Stand Strong

    ★★★

    Yo this mf blindfolds his daughter and walks her to a candlelit dinner where he presents a ring symbolizing his control over her. And her reaction is “You’re right, daddy. I’ve decided not to date.”

    Also there’s a scene at Carrabba’s. Also the writers blame the great recession on not praying. Also the amazing and amazingly unnecessary dig on socialism. Also the world’s widest tie-knots. Also deflated Rand Paul.

    Untold levels of genius.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★

    Not nearly as funny or clever as it thinks it is, but honestly if I made this I’d totally believe it’s as funny and clever as I’d think it is.