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I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997
Before AI could generate bland horror scripts we actually paid humans to do it.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984
Starts with with so many awesome effects and gross-outs and gore that it makes the back half kinda boring by comparison. Still, it earns its spot as a classic, arguably the strongest first film of the canonical horror '80s franchises.
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Stand Strong 2011
Yo this mf blindfolds his daughter and walks her to a candlelit dinner where he presents a ring symbolizing his control over her. And her reaction is “You’re right, daddy. I’ve decided not to date.”
Also there’s a scene at Carrabba’s. Also the writers blame the great recession on not praying. Also the amazing and amazingly unnecessary dig on socialism. Also the world’s widest tie-knots. Also deflated Rand Paul.
Untold levels of genius.
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Bo Burnham: Inside 2021
Not nearly as funny or clever as it thinks it is, but honestly if I made this I’d totally believe it’s as funny and clever as I’d think it is.
