Jeff Gerstmann

I saw a lot of movies in the 80s and 90s. Now? Not so much. Half-stars are for cowards.

Favorite films

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Recent activity

  • Frozen II

  • The Matrix Resurrections


  • The Rock


  • Speed Zone


Recent reviews

  • Speed Zone

    Speed Zone


    Speed Zone is a bootleg-ass Cannonball Run movie (it was released as Cannonball Fever in some territories) but I still like its off-brand take on the whole "cross-country comedy race" thing.

  • The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven

    The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven


    This movie is terrible but I like it just fine.