The Knight Before Christmas

The Knight Before Christmas

so many inaccuracies! wouldn't the knight be abnormally tall for hia times? can he read? why are his teeth so good. he probably smells so bad, he's from medieval times! he knows nothing about hygiene. did vanessa hudgens teach him how to wash his teeth before she kissed him?
so much to unpack there. but im like that with everything. i question every story about vampires, mermaids etc. etc. and so while watching this movie i couldn't help myself but wonder about things like DID SHE TEACH HIM HOW TO FLUSH? i mean he couldn't have possibly known how...

other than that, i love vanessa hudgens and i enjoy anything she's in so much. she should marry me.