Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ★★★½

I have been led to believe that people consider this the best Star Trek movie. The brain slugs are cool, the costumes are tré fabulous, and the coupling of Ricardo Montalban's bare chest with that Power Mullet™ are completely irresistible. But good god that second act drags (not to mention the epilogue).

Nope. I'll stick with The Voyage Home because whales are magical. "Double dumb ass on you!" Hahahahahaha!