I bought the Hitchcock boxset three months ago and held off watching any of it so I could make this clever pun, and now it turns out that like five other motherfuckers already came up with it.

Well fuck those people. I am going to one-up all of them by rating these by how sexually attracted I am to the title character or the character to whom the title refers or suggests. Spoiler: The Birds will be number one.

  • Saboteur
  • Shadow of a Doubt
  • Rope
  • Rear Window
  • The Trouble with Harry
  • The Man Who Knew Too Much
  • Vertigo
  • Psycho
  • The Birds
  • Marnie
  • Torn Curtain
  • Frenzy
  • Family Plot