Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★½

  • War of the Worlds

    ★★★½

  • The Northman

  • The Return of Jafar

    ½

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  • I Am Dragon

    I Am Dragon

    ★★★★

    Gee, it sure sucks to watch someone else live out your dreams :'(

  • Miracle

    Miracle

    ½

    I.... Fucking hate this movie. I hate it with my whole soul. I hate Kurt Russel's lego hair, I hate all these ugly-ass neanderthal white boys, I hate the sin against humanity that is hockey. And yet. And YET. No matter where I am or what I'm doing the people in my life LOVE this movie.

    It is my greatest burden.