A long, slow build up that gradually shifts from moody and dull to laughably stupid. But at least the Alan Silvestri score knows what it’s doing.
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The Transporter Refueled 2015
I like these films. They’re kinda like kung-fu movies where the car occasionally does the fighting. Even the weakest entries are still entertaining.
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That Sugar Film 2014
These “Man eats like crap and gets ill” films are hardly surprising but they are kind of addictive. Too bad I always come away from them hungry!
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The Gray Man 2022
A Netflix magic trick: Getting so much A-list talent to produce straight-to-video crap.
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Brotherhood of the Wolf 2001
Basically The Hound Of The Baskerville but with French cultists and Mark Dacascos in one of his top 3 action roles.
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The Outlaw Josey Wales 1976
It shouldn’t be weird that the bartender from Back To The Future III is also a bartender in this, but it was the last thing I expected.
Also: This film is awesome. The visual storytelling is exemplary and the script is packed with great dialogue.