• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    I love this movie. Scott is still a dick.

  • Godland

    Godland

    ★★★½

    Let’s just pretend the story is only there to allow us to look at two hours of beautiful shots of Iceland.

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★

    Man fails to kill so has to kill more man. And a woman. Sure. But are those fight sequences sped up?!

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★½

    Very pretty and all but why does it have to be paired with such extremely predictable story telling?

  • The Eternal Daughter

    The Eternal Daughter

    ★★

    I couldn’t find anything likeable. Or dislikable for that matter. A case study in Boring, but in a very British way.

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Her boyfriend ended up being pretty monstrous, but her previous boyfriend was the real monster.  

    This film was a pretty accurate prediction of the future: The encoder-decoder architecture. The chat-like interface that gives plausible but shitty answers. The entrepreneur who mostly relies on other peoples work, turned alpha-male, turned fused with a machine after experimenting on monkeys.

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★★

    Incidentally a complete opposite of Crash

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★

    Redemption(?) through brutal honesty, slightly force-fed.

  • Full Time

    Full Time

    ★★★

    Can also serve as a burnout s(t)imulator

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★

    It’s about how everyone becomes a boring adult.

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  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★

    Sorry who did it? I got distracted by the cinematography 🥲

  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club

    ★★★★

    These people need various degrees of therapy and friends that say that jokes about gang raping someone are not acceptable anymore. But at some moments in the film they say exactly the right thing which makes you like them, somewhat. Well done.