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  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★

    keanu reeves if you read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to f*ck, please respond to this and then f*ck me on thursday night when i am free

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  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★

    This was truly so fucked up, I’m still like whoa

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★½

    Chic? Oh, don't you start using that filthy little word, Chic! Whoever invented that ought to be spanked in public. I don't... I don't even know what that word means! What is that word? Fucking chic! They should be hung, drawn, and quartered. Fucking chic.

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  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★★

    If this movie had a dick i would gladly suck it

  • Mojave

    Mojave

    ★★

    1 star for Oscar Isaac in a speedo
    1 star for Oscar Isaac and the dog