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  • Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

    ★★★★½

    When Paul Newman tells Elizabeth Taylor to lock the door I SCREAM boy do i scream! that man would not have to ask me twice!!

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    It physically pains me that Jake gyllenhaal isn’t as obsessed with me as he is with the zodiac like when will this man blow my back out so good he puts my phat ass in a wheelchair‼️

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★½

    I don’t care what the haters say, I still love it, and I pray to our lord and savior that Ms. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta snags that Oscar come February 24, 2019!!!!!!!!

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★★

    Keanu Reeves:
    me: his weed? i roll that. his hand? I hold that. his back? i got that. his wife? i am that. we're happy? they hate that. 😝

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  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★★

    If this movie had a dick i would gladly suck it

  • Mojave

    Mojave

    1 star for Oscar Isaac in a speedo
    1 star for Oscar Isaac and the dog