• The Guilty

    The Guilty

    Jacob, I don’t even know what to say anymore. We’re tired. We’re just tired. We just wanna see some Gyllenhaal dick already. Just do it already and show us!!!!!!!!!

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Mr. John David Washington, sir...please call me I am available whenever you are...day or night I’m just a phone call away

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    ★★★★★

    A thought that will forever live rent free in my mind is when Josh Hartnett called 911 when he had diarrhea 😂😂😂 no matter what I watch with him that is honestly the first thing to pop in my head

    Also this is my favorite Halloween movie. Hands down literally the best. Just pure great 90s fun.

  • Bride of Chucky

    Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

    Were you born with that knife super glued on to your hand or what?
    What are you talking about?
    For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
    Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?

    Literally the best Chucky movie in the entire franchise. I will never hear anything else. I am right and u are wrong if you think differently.

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★★

    Update: if this movie had a dick I would still gladly suck the pee pee 🤤

  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

    god u guys Keanu is so sexy 😩

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★★★

    “Ready, B?
    Ready, T.
    Okay.

    This is the story of our most excellent dads.”

    Bill and Ted are just so pure and I honestly wish they were my dads 🥺🥺

    Brigette Lundy-Paine was definitely a highlight for me I literally feel like her and young Keanu are the same. I loved it.

    Ok so this is literally probably gonna be the best movie of 2020. I mean try to tell me otherwise, I dare you. You won’t change my mind. I laughed and I even shed a few tears.

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    jake gyllenhaal in zodiac (2007) will forever live in my mind rent free and those are just the facts

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★★

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    me 2 myself thinking about keanu:
    I never snitched on you daddy
    I hold a brick for you daddy
    Smash on a bitch for you daddy
    Top of the ritz, get ate like a steak
    I’ma cream on your face lil daddy

  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★★

    how tf is this masterpiece 20 years old already? Like I literally remember seeing it at the movies. it’s so crazy.

  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★★

    😇 Jesse Bradford existing 😇
    me: yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning, yes i do the laundry. there is nothing i wouldn’t do for my husband, i’m only here to serve him and nothing more.

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    It still amazes me how Mark Wahlberg is basically ashamed of this masterpiece. Like how stupid can you be? Like I knew he was dumb but like you’re literally that dumb to hate on this masterpiece. Disgusting.