If you can help it , do not take my movie reviews seriously. I will watch ANYTHING.
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The Return of the Living Dead 1985
I'd swipe right on this bad boy if it had a tinder. So good, it has FOUR SEQUELS alone. That disfigured zombie who killed Suicide was HILARIOUS! AND THEY TALK?! It's not even October yet, IT'S PARTY TIME
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Day of the Dead 1985
God damn, the gore was so fucking gnarly. High as balls on sativa, and I am losing my absolute shit! First watch, and it's past midnight. IM SO AWAKE
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Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 2002
The Golden Girls Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and Steel Magnolias.
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Heaven Is for Real 2014
Stop believing everything a kid tells you. If he were an adult, you wouldn't have taken him seriously. NEXT
