• Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★½

    It's just an anti hero film masquerading as a poorly executed buddy cop movie.

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★★★★

    This was background noise when I worked out. 💪

  • Can't Hardly Wait

    Can't Hardly Wait

    ★★½

    There are just some films that don't age well in 2023. I won't sugar coat anything, but I probably would have loved it as a kid.

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    "Water? Would you like some water? No? Want a blanket? You want me to hold your hand?"

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★

    Anti war af

  • Walking Tall

    Walking Tall

    ★★★

    So it's like a batman origin story except it's the Rock with a big stick, and no dead parents.

  • Blacklight

    Blacklight

    ★½

    I was on Tiktok for most of the movie...

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★½

    Those were some gnarly drone shots.

  • World War Z

    World War Z

    ★★★½

    I realize the extended edition was adding more logos at the beginning.

  • A Boy Called Christmas

    A Boy Called Christmas

    ★★★½

    Merry Christmahanakwanzika, everyone.

  • Krampus

    Krampus

    ★★★

    Good for Krampus!

  • Mistletoe Mixup

    Mistletoe Mixup

    ★½

    As soon as I saw the production company who made it, I already assumed I was in for a cheap ride.