• The Whale

    The Whale


    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, okay? I'll read Moby Dick. 😭

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    "I mean it's all right. Over rated as fuck

  • The Murder of Gabby Petito: Truth, Lies and Social Media

    The Murder of Gabby Petito: Truth, Lies and Social Media


    Man I was pissed throughout all of this. Fuck, she should have left. We failed her.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    Based off the true story of the real life bear, I'd like to immortalize Eskobear's memory by saying we are sorry for these terrible human beings. We did you justice and left you an unforgettable legacy where you are depicted in such a film film where you maul human beings. Human beings suck, guys. Fucking cocaine.

  • Who's Minding the Mint?

    Who's Minding the Mint?


    This was that generation's Ocean's 11. Not to shabby, bro.

  • Totally Killer

    Totally Killer


    That last fight scene was EPIC!!!!

  • Sound of Freedom

    Sound of Freedom

    I can't rate this, but I watched it.

    Religious propaganda BS

  • Good Omens

    Good Omens


    God damn, Gaiman. Stop making our hearts melt with this delicious shit.

  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady


    Kinda fell flat, just like the footballs Brady uses.

  • Four Christmases

    Four Christmases


    Jon Favreau slapping Katy Mixon was the icing of the cake.

  • By the Light of the Silvery Moon

    By the Light of the Silvery Moon


    I'd give up trying to chase a woman who keeps making out with the other guy. Forget that; just keep singing.

  • Eight Crazy Nights

    Eight Crazy Nights


    Rewatchability? Perhaps...