• Con Air

    Con Air

    ★★★½

    What if instead of when the guy says "Cy--" and John Malkovich says "Onara," he said "sings Opa Gangam Style"

  • The Visit

    The Visit

    ★½

    While a departure from the filmmaker’s—just kidding My literal only takeaway is “Kathryn Hahn be beautiful”

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    i never knew this movie was good

  • Life

    Life

    ★★½

    worst hentai I’ve ever seen

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★

    Nice movie ya got there about the FBI, cops, and the media ruining an everyday hero’s plan to stop a terrorist....It’d be a shame if somebody compared it to Richard Jewell.

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    ★★★★

    Watched this pretty much immediately after learning RBG died

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

    Most of the interviews are normal talking heads that take place in a house, except one where a man sings a Pepe-themed Pokémon parody while driving his Lamborghini on the highway (this is real.)

  • Anomalisa

    Anomalisa

    Marge-mom-of-lisa

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Andy Kaufman is crazy!

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Tom Cruise worked with an expert that actually potty trained him for this movie

  • Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

    Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

    ★★★★

    My “keanu reeves step on my neck” is “Philip Seymour Hoffman yell Shut the fuck up! At me”

  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    A cool piece of movie trivia is Tom Cruise actually held his breath for 6 minutes while shooting the scene where he drowns in pussy