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  • Paddington



    Seen: Netflix

    Just as charming and just as annoyed by the villains.


  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Seen: Laptop

    Generic blockbuster garbage that manages to be significantly worse than Jurassic World. Dialogue is atrocious; editing is weak; acting is phoned-in; characters are useless and you don't care about any of them; the score is terrible (SCREW YOU MICHAEL GIACCHINO); the story is uninteresting and surprisingly stupid. There were a few decent tracking shots, however, this movie has more "money-shots" than a porn video--there are six of them.

    I mean, the entire movie is summed up by the…

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  • Slender Man

    Slender Man


    Seen: AMC Loews 34th Street.

    I was walking across 34th Street and I REALLY needed to pee. Couldn't find a public place in which I'd have to buy something and my movies were about to reset so I thought, why not use my A-List to get in the theater and pee? I did and then I thought... I'll go in. Maybe it won't be that bad.

    It started and it wasn't awful. Had some nice panning shots. After 25 minutes…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You


    Seen: AMC Kips Bay in NYC

    I'd like to issue an open invitation to anyone that can enlighten me on why this isn't a bad movie.

    Let's get the good things out of the way. I agree with the views that the film displays; Brazil is one of my favorite movies after all. There is one specific montage on the film that is really well done. The film does have a few funny lines. There were two transitions in the…