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  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die

    ★★★

    Roger Moore is my least favourite Bond, but 1973 Paul McCartney & Jane Seymour are goddamned national treasures.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★

    It's terrible. A true garbage, studio puked out rush job. It's an even remake/sequel of both Prometheus and Alien. You stole my heart with the Martian, Ridley, but I'm on to you again. All my memories of you from 1983 to present have all come gushing back like a river of diarrhea.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but such a fucking boring drag. From about frame one.....

    There are many moments that make me question if Snyder understands basic narrative at all. Hmmm, when's a good time to intro some slow, pointless Justice league info, shown to us while someone slowly and methodically parses some computer files? I've got it! The shot after literally introducing a ticking countdown clock during the climax! Brilliant!*

    *not sure if it's the…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

    My youngest child saw this before I had the chance to and her review was as succinct as it was accurate: "They talk a lot about their feelings...and their privates". Yes they do. And to spectacular results.