Almost Famous cast sexiness ranked:

1. Fairuza Balk
2. Billy Crudup
3. Beth from Denver
4. Jason Lee
5. Patrick Fugit
6. Zooey D
7. Frances
8. K8
9. PSH
10. Bijou Phillips
11. Ben Fong-Torres
12. the drummer
13. Anna Paquin
14. Noah Taylor
15. the bass player
16. Maron
17. Jimmy Fallon

The spirit of Lelaina Pierce lives on through Madelyn Deutch.

For Your Consideration: Justin Theroux, Best Supporting Actor

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