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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th


    All I'm saying is if a crazy guy named fuckin RALPH tells me not to go somewhere or I "will never come back" I 100% don't go there.
    His name is Ralph! That's not even really a name, and if you are called Ralph you are usually an INSANE person. Example Ralph Wiggums or the homeless guy that lives in the park by my house. Yes that's right, the only Ralph I have ever met in real life is a…

  • Best F(r)iends

    Best F(r)iends


    Preceded by a live script reading of The Room with papa Greg Sestero.

    Can you capture lighting in a bottle... twice? With Tommy Wiseau it seems anything is possible.

    This is the most important film to come out this year, and unfortunately it will probably be locked away until festival season. Truly bizarre spiritual successor to The Room that hits all the stuff we have come to love. Nonsensical cyclical plotting, long over-complicated scenes of dialogue, and Tommy being Tommy.…

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  • Déjà Vu

    Déjà Vu


    This is very Tony Scott in that it's about a fake technology that has unexplained limitations on rewinding, but sending drunk uncle Denzel through time and space is fine. It's a dumb movie presented in a profoundly cool way, complete with VR glasses and Adam Goldberg.

  • The Ten Commandments

    The Ten Commandments


    Nothing like 4 hours of historical fiction to really jump start a Saturday morning. Truly an epic in scope, from the sets and extras, to the ambitious run time. It's Cecil B. DeMille so it's way sexier than a bible story should probably be. Really what it comes down to for me is Charlton Heston is so gad damn good at acting. Even in this story that I care very little about, everything about The Ten Commandments is so grandiose and preposterous I had no trouble sinking in to the old Hollywood vibes.

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  • Arrival



    The ghosts of Stanley Kubrick and Michael Crichton have inhabited Denis Villeneuve's body.

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    I'd rather fuck a McChicken than watch a second of this ever again.