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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★★★½

    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★★

    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

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  • You Might Be the Killer

    You Might Be the Killer

    ★★★★

    Is Fran Kranz the new king of meta horror?
    Because I'm 100% okay with that.
    You Might be the Killer is The Mask (Jim Carrey) meets Friday the 13th
    I don't think this film is as special as say The Final Girls but it's certainly a hidden gem.
    From the way it looks, to the atmosphere, and the overall humor is just top notch in my opinion.
    Shudder is always killing it with these damn exclusives I swear.

    It's also…

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    Amazing. I was enthralled from start to finish, Nicolas Cage is doing good shit again and it's great to see.

    Mandy is a movie tailor made for me and my interests. When I imagine the type of movies I would want to see, This is the type of film I would think of.
    My favorite film of 2018 so of course I highly recommend it.

    9 Nicolas Cage screaming into the abyss outta 10

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  • It

    It

    ★★★★★

    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?