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  • Havenhurst



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Havenhurst reminds me of those Sega CD games Double Switch and Night Trap, but if those were actually good and not just so bad they're good. Night Trap is on PS4 now by the by which is awesome, and DuckTales is back! Holy Schnikes 90's Nostalgia is in full Schwing! Now where is the return of WCW?

    Anywho Havenhurst is surprisingly pretty good with a surprisingly interesting twist. But it broke a cardinal sin in movies for me. It killed…

  • The Axe Murders of Villisca

    The Axe Murders of Villisca


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Would really love to know why those two Fuck-Knuckles Dick Nose and Whats His Nuts saw the post on Instragram that Jess posted, then immediately thought "hey lets drive 4 hours and 24 minutes to beat up a kid who lives in the same town as us!".
    Which yes thats how long it takes to drive from Maryville to Villisca so how they got there so quick is a stretch as well.
    But those are minor complaints and I really…

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    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?