Gabriel Jewett

Gabriel Jewett

"Damn! I shouldn't have bought that second milk!" -Lenny, Demolition High

Favorite films

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Halloween
  • Friday the 13th
  • Child's Play

Recent activity

  • Auntie Lee's Meat Pies


  • Too Beautiful to Die


  • Nothing Underneath


  • Old Enough


Recent reviews

  • Love Hard

    Love Hard


    Holiday Review #7

    3 things right off the bat:
    1. Baby Its Cold Outside isn't a creepy song, it's a very outdated and pretty sexist song about reputation. She wants to stay the night but shes worried what people will say, because still to this day but especially back then when a woman stayed with a man out of wedlock it was considered taboo. Plenty of older things sound worse when you look at them through a modern lens, doesn't…

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    Holiday Review #6
    Classic Muppets, is there anything better?

Popular reviews

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out


    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…