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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out


    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

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  • Deadtime Stories

    Deadtime Stories


    So so bizarre, especially the third segment. If you like weird cinema, which if you don't then why are you reading my reviews? You'll most certainly enjoy this insane trash. I highly recommend it.

    I honestly don't know what the third segment was even doing in this movie but it's weirdly my favorite? Like I'm probably going to think about it for a few days, like I want to see more of those 4 and their kooky adventures.
    If anybody wants to write that film with me hit me up.

  • Like Father

    Like Father


    Kelsey Grammer and Kristen Bell dancing and singing to Styx is one of my favorite scenes of 2018.
    It's the little things.

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  • It



    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?