Gabriel Jewett

"Damn! I shouldn't have bought that second milk!" -Lenny, Demolition High

Favorite films

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Halloween
  • Friday the 13th
  • Child's Play

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  • The Sadness

    ★★★★½

  • Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces

    ★★★★½

  • Firestarter

    ★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★★★½

    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★★

    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

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  • The Sadness

    The Sadness

    ★★★★½

    Really nasty little film. I loved it. The political subtext is a tad ham fisted but it was never distracting and it's kinda hard to ignore in today's world so I can forgive it. Really good shit.

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★★½

    It was pretty boring not gonna lie. It was so inconsequential and low stakes that I don't have much to say. This is a very late 70s early 80s story and it shows. This kinda story only works as a dime store paperback or a 80s movie. It really doesn't fit the modern style. I think they should have did something more coming of age than what they did. Zac Efron is a good performance but hes miscast here, he…

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?

  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls

    ★★★★

    Brittany Murphy truly had a talent, she could make any slightly cliche film into something special with her wit, beauty, and charm.
    This would probably be mediocre without her but with her it's actually a pretty good little hidden gem from the 2000's.
    I recommend it, it's a tad girly but there's nothing wrong with that, eh?

    Also it's hilarious that Molly's dad name was Tommy Gunn, considering what the real Tommy Gunn does for a living.