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  • Puppet Master: Axis Termination

    Puppet Master: Axis Termination


    Now that I have seen all of the current Puppet Master films, I will describe my opinions on each of them using only The Office quotes. I'll let you guess what my ranking of each would be.

    1.Puppet Master: "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
    2. Puppet Master II Toulons Revenge:"I am Beyoncé, always."
    3.Puppet Master III: "Its Britney Bitch"
    4.Puppet Master IV: "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."
    5. Puppet Master…

  • Killjoy's Psycho Circus

    Killjoy's Psycho Circus


    I feel like Killjoy is the only Full Moon series that actually improved over time instead of getting worse like the others, I'm not saying they're great or anything nut they are definitely entertaining. Mainly due to the wonderful addition of Trent Haaga. Which honestly saved a mediocre killer clown franchise from becoming another Camp Blood, I do think Killjoy Goes to Hell is the biggest standout in the franchise but that's like being the best Elvis Impersonator, does it really matter?

    I'm still losing faith in Full Moon but i will be a devoted fan until the end, same with Troma.

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  • It



    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…