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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★★★½

    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★★

    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

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  • Lady and the Tramp

    Lady and the Tramp

    ★★★

    Hoooooooooooo Ho Hoooo Holy Fuck it's Christmas Review #10
    I dont know if this 100% counts as a Christmas film since really only a few scenes are during the holidays, but whatever I'm counting it. The problem with live action Disney remakes is that they don't really do much new, they add a modern flare and good effects. But 90% of the time they are pretty mediocre. This is no exception, the original Lady and The Tramp is a classic…

  • Noelle

    Noelle

    ★★★½

    Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Holy Fuck It's Christmas! Review #9
    Greetings every one, I got this new fangled Disney + that all the kids have been talking about. I guess I'm finally a corporate shill, huh? But I have only been watching the 70's live action Disney and Disney Channel stuff I've missed over the years. I haven't even touched the MCU or Star Wars stuff besides the…

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  • It

    It

    ★★★★★

    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?