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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★★★½

    I must have uttered the phrase "what the fuck" out loud like 50 times while watching this.

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★★

    I never thought i would give a Mcg film 4 stars but here we are....
    The Babysitter is a blast that I couldn't help but be swept up in, I'm sure this movie has a lot of flaws but I was too busy loving it to care.
    I really hope they make a sequel, The Babysitter is fantastic, check it out.

    Side note but Samara Weaving is quite possibly the most likable psychotic killer satanist ever.

    Oh and my Intergalactic…

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  • Deadtime Stories

    Deadtime Stories

    ★★★

    So so bizarre, especially the third segment. If you like weird cinema, which if you don't then why are you reading my reviews? You'll most certainly enjoy this insane trash. I highly recommend it.

    I honestly don't know what the third segment was even doing in this movie but it's weirdly my favorite? Like I'm probably going to think about it for a few days, like I want to see more of those 4 and their kooky adventures.
    If anybody wants to write that film with me hit me up.

  • Like Father

    Like Father

    ★★★★

    Kelsey Grammer and Kristen Bell dancing and singing to Styx is one of my favorite scenes of 2018.
    It's the little things.

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  • It

    It

    ★★★★★

    The part in the trailer when Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?