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  • The Loves of Hercules

    The Loves of Hercules

    (To The tune of Don't You Forget About Me)

    -Hercules and Deianira went their separate ways after that faithful Summer, Herc married the daughter of Kreo. Megara and Herc had five children together in Vernal, Utah where he works as a used car salesman.
    under his real name of Frank Gash.

    -Deianira met a young art student fresh out of college named Calydon, he reminded her of home. They remained together until he died of mysterious causes, reports say food…

  • Sandy Wexler

    Sandy Wexler

    ★★★

    We interrupt your regularly scheduled program of The Mediocrity Zone to bring you this text exchange from Adam Sandler and Steve Brill over Sandy Wexler:

    Fri at 12:30 a.m.
    A: hey Stevie u up? LOL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Hey
    Hey
    Hey
    Hey
    hey
    Hey
    Hey
    Aidez moi Steve

    12:56 a.m.

    S: Yes Adam im awake now...

    A: Sandy just dropped on the N, you know what that means baby were gonna get that $$$🤑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    הוא קם לתחייה

    S: I…

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    The part in the trailer where Georgie hits his head on the sign is FUCKING hilarious

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Me during the film: Haha yeah impress me Mr Lynch with your so called "masterpiece"

    Me after the film sobbing uncontrollably on the phone:
    Please Davey I'm sorry I'm so sorry please forgive me just love me please

    David Lynch: new phone who dis?