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  • Deadtime Stories

    Deadtime Stories


    So so bizarre, especially the third segment. If you like weird cinema, which if you don't then why are you reading my reviews? You'll most certainly enjoy this insane trash. I highly recommend it.

    I honestly don't know what the third segment was even doing in this movie but it's weirdly my favorite? Like I'm probably going to think about it for a few days, like I want to see more of those 4 and their kooky adventures.
    If anybody wants to write that film with me hit me up.

  • Like Father

    Like Father


    Kelsey Grammer and Kristen Bell dancing and singing to Styx is one of my favorite scenes of 2018.
    It's the little things.

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp


    Film 2 of The Last Drive In Marathon with Mr. Joe Bob Briggs, the more I watch Sleepaway Camp the more I love it. So I'm certainly glad this was the second movie of this hard- to- believe it's real event.
    It was fun seeing in the chat people's geniune reaction to seeing the big reveal at the end as well.

    It was really cool that Felissa actually showed up, hopefully there is more guests throughout.

    Next Up: As Joe Bob says David Cronenbergs "daybutt" film Rabid
    (I'm probably going to sleep through this one, not a huge fan)

  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap


    Oh Shudder I love you but I'm very disappointed. You promised Joe Bob but half of your subscribers can't see him, we had to resort to Twitch.

    But Tourist Trap was a good choice to begin, I won't watch the whole marathon because that's insane but I will sporadically check in.

    Long Live Joe Bob Briggs!
    Next Up: Sleepaway Camp

  • The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter

    The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter


    Buck reminds me of a guy I've known my whole life.
    He is always wearing camo shirts and jeans even In the Summer, he has one of those fake hanging testicles on the bottom of his truck, we played cards in 3rd period every day of Junior year, and he was always better at Hungry Hungry Hippos than I was.
    Fuck you Kevin.

    Anywho I like this movie, I grew up in the south so all this is second nature to me.

  • Mohawk



    Very disappointing. I really loved We Are Still Here, it was one of my favorite films of 2016. But Ted's second effort Mohawk just isn't as solid. There is some good stuff to be found here but just didn't grab me as much as I thought it would.
    Grady Hendrix even wrote this so there is talent behind it, it's just hindered by it's budget and over ambitious nature. Ted is very talented though and I can't wait to see what he does next.

  • Beyond Skyline

    Beyond Skyline


    I honestly forgot the first Skyline even existed, I thought this was its own thing and I got about 20 minutes into this when I had an epiphany. "Wait a second, wasn't Turk from Scrubs in something exactly like this?"
    I guess thats what happens when you make a sequel to a movie from almost 10 years ago that nobody saw. But guess what? This movie is even more forgettable and mediocre than the first one.
    Looks cool though, and…

  • Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life

    Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life

    This makes the comedy nerd in me insanely happy, Steve Martin and Martin Short are my absolute favorite people on the planet so I'm probably incredibly biased. Some of the stories I have heard before of course but that's okay because it's still very funny.
    Also check it out if you're just looking for a cozy watch filled with stories of the 70's/80's/90's era of Hollywood.

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    What the hell?
    Fuck it I don't even have a review, it's my favorite movie of the year so far.
    That's all.

  • Batman and Harley Quinn

    Batman and Harley Quinn


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love Batman. I love the comics. I love the animated series. I love the Arkham video games. I love the 60's show. I especially love Burton's Batman. I just really love Batman dude.
    Also I love this movie.
    (I'll stop saying love now I promise)
    It's short, precise, and gets straight to the point. What I like about these animated superhero films is that they're basically one shots you don't have to watch 60 other films just to get…

  • Pitch Perfect 3

    Pitch Perfect 3


    I love John Lithgow. I truly do. But I feel like his entire plot should have been removed, A film series about an Acapella group doesn't have to be complicated.

    But everything else is a nice send-off to a series I probably enjoy more than I should.
    Also more Hailee Steinfield is always much appreciated.

  • Highway to Hell

    Highway to Hell


    I can't believe Ben Stiller regrets Highway to Hell of all things, especially when films like Envy and Permanent Midnight exist. This film is absolutely fantastic, it's so unique that it's truly a sight to behold.
    I loved it because of course I did.

    I'm always glad when blind buy Blu-rays pay off, this one did ten fold.