Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mission: Impossible III 2006

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Has more tension and excitement in the first 5 minutes than MI2 had in its entire runtime. Philip Seymour Hoffman is as terrific a villain as you could hope for, and shoutout to Eddie Marsan for turning up to play a perfect little creep with precisely one line.

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  Mission: Impossible II 2000

  ★★ Watched 09 Sep 2023

  [The Price is Right incorrect answer horn]

  Thank you, but no.

Popular reviews

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  The Descendants 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2011 1

  Me, for the first 5-10 minutes: This is sort of familiar and lightweight.
  Me, for the rest of the movie: I’m not crying, there's just something in my eye. In both of my eyes. Shut up.

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  Shut Up and Play the Hits 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2012 4

  I knew I was disappointed that I would never see LCD Soundsystem live, but now I'm fucking devastated.