Tinker, tailor, designer, illustrator, rich man, poor man, writer man, thief. He/his.
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Red Rocket 2021
Love to watch a charismatic but irredeemable piece of shit get his entire ass handed to him—whether its getting beaten up in a donut shop parking lot, or struggling to open a velcro wallet for what feels like six minutes.
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The Northman 2022
So many great performances, so much meticulous production design, so much money—all for a film that seems content to chug through a ripe old revenge tale. A mile wide visually, an inch deep emotionally.
My lizard brain loved it in the moment, the rest of my brain probably won't think about it ever again.
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The Descendants 2011
Me, for the first 5-10 minutes: This is sort of familiar and lightweight.
Me, for the rest of the movie: I’m not crying, there's just something in my eye. In both of my eyes. Shut up. -
Shut Up and Play the Hits 2012
I knew I was disappointed that I would never see LCD Soundsystem live, but now I'm fucking devastated.
