I have zero interest in vampires, and I've probably seen enough mockumentaries to last me a lifetime, and yet!

A seismic teenage melodrama that barrels forward at such a pace it almost trips over its own awkward, pubescent feet. There's a good deal of audacious celestial hokum to swallow, but I was too busy gawping at how gorgeous everything was to care.

Me, for the first 5-10 minutes: This is sort of familiar and lightweight.
Me, for the rest of the movie: This is wonderful, and shut up there's just something in my eye. In both of my eyes.

I knew I was disappointed that I would never see LCD Soundsystem live, but now I'm fucking devastated.