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  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★★

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    ★★★★★

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★★

    First time in theaters so this was the R-rated cut.

    Main difference is that most of the male nudity is removed! Such prudes!

    Anyways I now have a WILD theory about this movie that I can’t wait to share, but will do so when more people see it.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★★

    Man’s descent into hell.

    Infinity Pool is a movie that revels in the amount of body fluids and debauchery on display to present a darkly-hilarious look into man’s most primal instincts.

    Brandon Cronenberg makes less horror and more cyberpunk dystopian nightmares reflective of our own world and his personal fears.

    Propelled by gripping performances and gorgeous directing Infinity Pool is the first truly great movie of 2023. I loved every second of this.

    (Note: this review is about the Unrated version that was sent out to press and screened at Sundance!)

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    Existing at the precipice of pleasure and pain is Hellraiser. A retooling of the infamous franchise that had two legendary first installments and then evolved into a slew of probably the worst direct to video movies you’ve ever seen.

    Trading in Barker’s themes for a new take on the series lore, what we’re left with is a very well made funhouse of madness that is unexpectedly more evocative of a film like Thirteen Ghosts than it is Hellraiser. Sounds like it…

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    A mean portrait of a compassionless world. Halloween Ends breaks the mold of this new Blumhouse trilogy by crafting a story that actually allows the viewer to get to know and care about the characters. It takes big swings that don’t always land but at least it takes those risks unlike Halloween Kills that plays like a greatest hits of horrible Halloween sequels.

    The film’s main fault is that it’s supposed to cap off a trilogy that it only feel tangentially connected…