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  • Possessor

    Possessor

    ★★★½

    Can't believe David Cronenberg named his son Brandon, this dude should be named XaNdEr Cronenberg, or some shit. He's still an amalgamation of his influences, and this flirts with being bozo at times, but sheer craft and vibe holds it together. XaNdEr could go either way from here.

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★½

    Opinions differ, I'm usually pretty cool about whatever works for you, everyone should like whatever they want to like. Except when it comes to Aaron Sorkin, I become a disapproving asshole because I find him to be an objectively terrible writer (and even worse director, obviously) and his praise as good (great, even!) for basically my entire life is confounding. Please send this hack back to television shows that age horribly.

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  • The Last Dance

    The Last Dance

    ★★★

    You must never mistake great source material for a great documentary.

  • Chairman of the Board

    Chairman of the Board

    ½

    CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?

    COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.

    NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?

    CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?

    NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.

    CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that, Norm?

    NORM MACDONALD: If Carrot Top's in it, BOX OFFICE POISON.