Wannabe No Waver
Opinions differ, I'm usually pretty cool about whatever works for you, everyone should like whatever they want to like. Except when it comes to Aaron Sorkin, I become a disapproving asshole because I find him to be an objectively terrible writer (and even worse director, obviously) and his praise as good (great, even!) for basically my entire life is confounding. Please send this hack back to television shows that age horribly.
CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?
COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.
NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?
CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?
NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that, Norm?
NORM MACDONALD: If Carrot Top's in it, BOX OFFICE POISON.…